1 00:00:05,040 --> 00:00:08,680 Last week, as you recall, we left our space family suffering in the grip of a 2 00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:10,100 blistering solar heat wave. 3 00:00:10,340 --> 00:00:12,660 All were unaware that an alien Dr. 4 00:00:13,180 --> 00:00:18,260 Frankenstein, with his golden monster, was soon to disrupt their peaceful 5 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:24,060 What kind of contraption is that, Dr. Smith? 6 00:00:24,300 --> 00:00:28,580 It's a punker, my boy. Very popular with Rajahs, Pashas, Caliphs, and similar 7 00:00:28,580 --> 00:00:32,400 powerful potentates. You may share in its cooling breeze if you promise to 8 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:33,660 your breathing down to a minimum. 9 00:00:36,639 --> 00:00:37,780 That's a pretty good breeze. 10 00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:39,620 But does it do anything for the robot? 11 00:00:40,020 --> 00:00:44,740 It lowers my thermal balance to a point where all senses perform at optimum 12 00:00:44,740 --> 00:00:49,940 efficiency. Be still, you babbling birdbrain. No one is interested in your 13 00:00:49,940 --> 00:00:50,940 of health. 14 00:00:52,020 --> 00:00:53,680 Have either of you seen Penny? 15 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:56,980 Well, I haven't seen her since breakfast, ma 'am. Would you care to 16 00:00:56,980 --> 00:00:58,440 blessings of my humble invention, madam? 17 00:00:59,300 --> 00:01:00,300 No, thank you. 18 00:01:02,580 --> 00:01:03,580 Pull, Minnie. 19 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:12,240 What a time for the air unit to go out. 20 00:01:12,860 --> 00:01:14,480 Yeah, someone sure overloaded us. 21 00:01:15,420 --> 00:01:17,040 You know, you said that as though you think I did it. 22 00:01:17,960 --> 00:01:18,960 Well, that wasn't my meaning. 23 00:01:19,500 --> 00:01:21,180 You know, you're being a little hypersensitive, Don. 24 00:01:21,660 --> 00:01:22,980 Hypersensitive? Oh, now, look. 25 00:01:26,080 --> 00:01:28,060 Oh, dear, I was hoping Penny was up here. 26 00:01:28,320 --> 00:01:29,320 She's not in her cabin. 27 00:01:33,180 --> 00:01:34,180 You want me to go look for her? 28 00:01:34,620 --> 00:01:37,540 No, no, that's all right, darling. You go on with your work. I'll go. All 29 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:46,200 Here's a thirsty one. 30 00:01:47,020 --> 00:01:49,040 You're not going to die like all the others because of the heat. 31 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:50,280 I'll see to that. 32 00:01:50,700 --> 00:01:51,780 Here, Debbie, you want to water it? 33 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:22,280 Don't be afraid, little girl. He won't hurt you. 34 00:02:22,540 --> 00:02:23,540 Who are you? 35 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:24,620 I am Stisma. 36 00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:26,160 This is Radium. 37 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:27,980 He's my masterpiece. 38 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:30,980 Of course, he's not quite ready for exposure yet. 39 00:02:31,220 --> 00:02:33,300 He walked today for the first time. 40 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:37,420 Good, that didn't give him very much power on his first promenade. That's why 41 00:02:37,420 --> 00:02:39,240 ended up in such a ridiculous position. 42 00:02:40,900 --> 00:02:41,900 Who are you? 43 00:02:42,140 --> 00:02:43,200 I'm Penny Robinson. 44 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:47,120 What were you doing to that growth there? 45 00:02:47,660 --> 00:02:52,500 I was watering it. And it's not a grove. It's a very beautiful flower. I wanted 46 00:02:52,500 --> 00:02:53,399 to keep it alive. 47 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:54,520 Don't you think it's beautiful? 48 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:57,400 Beautiful. 49 00:03:07,840 --> 00:03:08,840 Beautiful. 50 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:13,040 When things are beautiful, they give you such a thrilling, wonderful feeling. 51 00:03:14,900 --> 00:03:16,740 Thrilling, wonderful feeling. 52 00:03:19,920 --> 00:03:22,560 Where exactly is this feeling located? 53 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:26,520 Just all over. It's a part of you. 54 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:32,420 Like hope and courage, loyalty and love. 55 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:37,180 So these feelings are all part of you, village ordinary. 56 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:41,160 I wonder if I should give a little of each of them to Radium. 57 00:03:41,620 --> 00:03:43,580 What would you take with some of these feelings? 58 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:46,120 Oh, you can't buy a person's feelings. 59 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:47,940 Everybody has their own. 60 00:03:48,440 --> 00:03:49,440 They do. 61 00:03:50,299 --> 00:03:52,680 I think I'd better get back to the Jupiter, too. 62 00:03:53,060 --> 00:03:54,060 Come on, Debbie. 63 00:03:54,380 --> 00:03:55,660 Come on. Bye. 64 00:03:58,540 --> 00:03:59,560 Feeling wonderful, 65 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:01,280 beautiful. 66 00:04:02,560 --> 00:04:04,400 Courage, loyalty, love. 67 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:17,180 Brilliant. How would you like to feel the thrill of beauty? 68 00:04:18,089 --> 00:04:21,970 The beauty that's in that growth, for instance. I think she called it a 69 00:04:31,970 --> 00:04:34,630 Obviously, you are lacking in feeling. That must be corrected. 70 00:04:38,270 --> 00:04:40,630 Is there enough exercise for one day? Take him back to the ship. 71 00:04:42,870 --> 00:04:45,470 Those feelings she spoke of call for study. 72 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:49,080 I must make my laboratory on this planet for a while. 73 00:04:50,140 --> 00:04:53,460 That child may have the very element I need for radium. 74 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:56,560 I must find some way to extract them. 75 00:06:13,900 --> 00:06:17,040 Oh, my goodness. I was just about to go back and send out a search party for 76 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:20,240 you. Where on earth have you been? Don't you know what there's heat to do to 77 00:06:20,240 --> 00:06:22,860 you? Heat doesn't affect children as much as grown -ups, Mom. 78 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:24,360 Obviously not. 79 00:06:24,580 --> 00:06:27,080 Well, at least you had the good sense to bring your canteen with you. 80 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:28,480 Where were you? 81 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:30,620 Oh, Debbie and I were over in Green Rock Canyon. 82 00:06:31,020 --> 00:06:32,720 I gave most of my water to a flower. 83 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:34,160 A flower? 84 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:35,320 And that's not all. 85 00:06:35,580 --> 00:06:38,280 While I was watering it, a strange creature appeared. 86 00:06:38,660 --> 00:06:41,000 At first, I didn't know what he was going to do. A creature? 87 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:44,960 Then Sesmar showed up, and he told me that... Come on, you're going to go 88 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:47,460 home with me. I'm going to put you in a cool bath. I think you've got a touch of 89 00:06:47,460 --> 00:06:48,500 heat stroke. Come on. 90 00:06:51,420 --> 00:06:52,420 Okay. 91 00:06:52,640 --> 00:06:53,640 Let's give it a try. 92 00:07:00,460 --> 00:07:07,320 It appears that our 93 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:10,820 air conditioning engineers have finally earned their keep and high time, too. 94 00:07:12,659 --> 00:07:15,300 You may rest, you pusillanimous punker. 95 00:07:20,020 --> 00:07:23,340 Ah, may I share the cool air with you, my dear? 96 00:07:23,620 --> 00:07:24,359 Of course. 97 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:26,020 Oh, what a blessing, what a relief. 98 00:07:26,740 --> 00:07:29,760 I could have had this fixed much earlier, you know, if only I'd had the 99 00:07:30,020 --> 00:07:31,560 I'm sure you could have, Dr. Tim. 100 00:07:32,260 --> 00:07:33,260 How's Penny? 101 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:35,560 Still babbling to Mother about someone called Sesmar. 102 00:07:35,780 --> 00:07:38,460 I tell you that heat's made her more kooky than she was before. 103 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:41,220 Well, a little extra cool air will accelerate her recovery. 104 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:42,980 Don't overload it, Dr. Smith. 105 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:43,899 Never fear. 106 00:07:43,900 --> 00:07:44,900 Smith is here. 107 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:46,160 Ah, it's working. 108 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:48,260 Perhaps just a trifle more. 109 00:08:02,860 --> 00:08:04,260 What's with fooling with that air conditioning unit? 110 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:05,880 Oh, Dr. Smith tried to. 111 00:08:06,100 --> 00:08:08,760 I was deeply concerned for dear Penny Simpson with heat frustration. 112 00:08:09,220 --> 00:08:10,220 Don't give me that. 113 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:12,580 You're never concerned about anyone but Zachary Smith. 114 00:08:12,860 --> 00:08:14,360 Dr. Zachary Smith, if you please. 115 00:08:14,580 --> 00:08:15,580 So you did it for Penny, eh? 116 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:19,480 Smith, in your entire life, you've never done anything for anyone but yourself. 117 00:08:19,940 --> 00:08:24,140 He let me share his punker. I let him share my punker. Your punker. 118 00:08:24,620 --> 00:08:27,580 Which you made from insulation you stole from our food storage unit. 119 00:08:29,230 --> 00:08:32,330 I've had him up to here. I can't take any more now. Either he goes or I do. 120 00:08:32,330 --> 00:08:33,950 now, Don, surely you don't mean that. 121 00:08:34,210 --> 00:08:37,990 Dear friend, rather than place you on the horns of a tragic dilemma, and in 122 00:08:37,990 --> 00:08:41,909 interest of harmony, I am quite prepared to voluntarily remove myself from the 123 00:08:41,909 --> 00:08:42,909 camp. 124 00:08:45,150 --> 00:08:46,230 Is no one going to stop me? 125 00:08:46,670 --> 00:08:48,470 Well, you did volunteer to leave, didn't you? 126 00:08:49,030 --> 00:08:50,030 Yes, I did. 127 00:08:50,070 --> 00:08:52,970 But a few more protestations on your part would not have been amiss. 128 00:08:54,130 --> 00:08:56,770 Well, in a few days, when we're all feeling a little less irritable, maybe 129 00:08:56,770 --> 00:08:57,749 things will change. 130 00:08:57,750 --> 00:08:58,750 Not for me, they won't. 131 00:08:58,890 --> 00:08:59,930 Bah, Mater. 132 00:09:00,650 --> 00:09:01,650 Oh, the pain. 133 00:09:01,890 --> 00:09:02,890 The pain. 134 00:09:03,850 --> 00:09:04,850 Adieu. 135 00:09:12,770 --> 00:09:19,530 A series of 136 00:09:19,530 --> 00:09:23,690 minor character disorders induced by excessive temperature, that's all it 137 00:09:25,990 --> 00:09:29,030 In the morning, when their consciences begin to trouble them, they'll come and 138 00:09:29,030 --> 00:09:29,569 get me. 139 00:09:29,570 --> 00:09:30,570 Indeed, they will. 140 00:09:31,390 --> 00:09:33,670 Down on your knees, Major, and beg forgiveness. 141 00:09:34,010 --> 00:09:36,810 Not until then will I even consider returning. 142 00:09:38,930 --> 00:09:41,430 Sweet revenge. 143 00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:02,870 It's a nightmare. 144 00:11:03,050 --> 00:11:04,110 It must be the heat. 145 00:11:04,870 --> 00:11:05,870 Nice work. Excellent. 146 00:11:07,650 --> 00:11:08,650 Well, which one are you? 147 00:11:08,870 --> 00:11:10,130 The little girl's father. 148 00:11:10,610 --> 00:11:11,610 The little girl? 149 00:11:11,930 --> 00:11:12,930 You mean Penny? 150 00:11:13,450 --> 00:11:16,790 Are you the step -ma she was babbling about? She told you about it. 151 00:11:17,170 --> 00:11:21,030 Did she also tell you that I tried to buy some of her feeling for beauty, 152 00:11:21,170 --> 00:11:25,450 loyalty, love, and that sort of thing? My dear sir, I am not the child's 153 00:11:25,630 --> 00:11:29,890 I am Dr. Zachary Smith. And let me assure you that I have nothing whatever 154 00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:30,799 with any of them. 155 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:34,180 As a matter of fact, I've cut myself off from all dealings with them. They 156 00:11:34,180 --> 00:11:35,320 infuriate in me. 157 00:11:36,240 --> 00:11:37,960 Infuriate? Is that a feeling? 158 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:42,820 A very dangerous one. I can imitate the actions of a tiger when I'm aroused. 159 00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:44,280 That's very interesting. 160 00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:47,340 But I don't think it would be advisable to give that feeling to Raelian. 161 00:11:51,420 --> 00:11:53,360 I'm just a laboratory assistant. Agree with me. 162 00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:55,520 I'm rather proud of those little devils. 163 00:11:55,920 --> 00:11:58,940 After all, I made them out of nothing much but string and bailing wire to use 164 00:11:58,940 --> 00:12:00,820 one of your earthbound colloquialisms, Doctor. 165 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:03,300 You made them? 166 00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:05,380 Yes. Just as I made him. 167 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,000 Oh. 168 00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:13,480 Don't touch. 169 00:12:14,940 --> 00:12:18,460 When he is finished, he will be the very acme of organic perfection and beauty. 170 00:12:19,300 --> 00:12:23,320 He will be the prototype for future generations of biophysicists to look up 171 00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:24,320 and try to surpass. 172 00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:25,860 But they never will. 173 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:28,040 His lifespan is practically eternal. 174 00:12:28,700 --> 00:12:31,360 He will be my guard against all dangers. 175 00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:32,680 How exciting. 176 00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:37,040 Tell me, dear sir, would you have any interest at all in taking him to Earth? 177 00:12:37,380 --> 00:12:41,560 I could be your guide when we got there. We could surely negotiate a fabulous 178 00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:45,040 contract to make hundreds like him, a whole army of Radion. Silence! 179 00:12:47,660 --> 00:12:48,660 Radion is unique. 180 00:12:49,220 --> 00:12:50,940 There will never be another like him. 181 00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:53,500 Dream over here. 182 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:03,280 are going to find out what other feelings you are capable of other than 183 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:04,860 infuriation. But why? 184 00:13:05,180 --> 00:13:06,180 No! 185 00:13:06,900 --> 00:13:08,820 They may be useful on radium. 186 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:16,140 Sly, lazy, cowardly, sycophantic. 187 00:13:17,320 --> 00:13:20,720 Jordan, there's nothing useful about you at all. 188 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,680 Indeed, sir. I consider that a deadly insult. 189 00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:24,900 Character is fascination. 190 00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:26,240 The worm is turning. 191 00:13:30,729 --> 00:13:32,070 You barbarous little devil. 192 00:13:32,510 --> 00:13:34,010 What an excellent idea. 193 00:13:34,970 --> 00:13:38,370 They suggest that I reduce you to your basic chemistry and put you together 194 00:13:38,370 --> 00:13:42,050 again. They don't approve of your unworthy characteristics any more than I 195 00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:44,550 Oh, please, sir, don't fiddle with my chemistry. 196 00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:48,330 I have the deepest admiration for you, the greatest respect for your 197 00:13:48,330 --> 00:13:49,330 achievements. 198 00:13:49,670 --> 00:13:50,890 You're flattering me, Smith. 199 00:13:51,950 --> 00:13:53,790 Remarkable how accurate these calipers are. 200 00:13:54,150 --> 00:13:55,610 I made them in my spare time. 201 00:13:56,110 --> 00:13:57,710 You're a genius, master. 202 00:13:58,579 --> 00:14:05,400 Don't bore me with your blandishments Smith I'm moving him out 203 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:09,160 so that I can move you in Stand 204 00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:18,720 over 205 00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:19,720 there 206 00:14:25,260 --> 00:14:26,720 Put him on the table. No, no, please. 207 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:28,580 You can't do this to me. It's murder. 208 00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:31,760 Nothing of the sort. Chemical reduction and transposition. 209 00:14:32,260 --> 00:14:34,100 I'm not going to destroy anything, Smith. 210 00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:36,520 I'm simply going to do a little rearranging. 211 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:37,499 No, no, please. 212 00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:41,240 Wait and listen to me. On earth, I'm an exceptionally wealthy man. I'd be more 213 00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:43,080 than happy to contribute to your studies. 214 00:14:43,420 --> 00:14:45,440 A laboratory in your name. A hospital. 215 00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:46,639 A foundation. 216 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:47,640 Oh, dear. 217 00:14:58,060 --> 00:15:00,660 I doubt that. But I can. I can. 218 00:15:00,860 --> 00:15:03,740 I can get lots of feelings for you. All the feelings you want. 219 00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:05,420 Who? How? 220 00:15:05,860 --> 00:15:06,819 From the others. 221 00:15:06,820 --> 00:15:09,260 All the cardinal virtues you want for a young. 222 00:15:09,980 --> 00:15:12,000 Would you allow me to sit up, please? 223 00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:23,940 Oh, thank you very much. 224 00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:26,800 How generous you are, sir. How kind. 225 00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:32,120 Oh, thank you, thank you, sir. How kind you are. Never mind all that. Well, I 226 00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:34,700 love your home. You've done it very well. You be quiet. 227 00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:37,540 What are these virtues and where do we get them? 228 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,780 They'd better be something useful to Radion for your sake. 229 00:15:41,620 --> 00:15:42,720 Virtues, yes, sir. 230 00:15:43,260 --> 00:15:44,260 Virtues. 231 00:15:45,100 --> 00:15:47,120 I'm so dry, sir. May I have a drink, please? 232 00:15:51,380 --> 00:15:52,380 Ah, yes. 233 00:15:52,670 --> 00:15:53,770 There we are, lovely. 234 00:15:58,130 --> 00:16:01,030 Splendid, lovely, delicious. Thank you so much. May I ask what it is? 235 00:16:01,330 --> 00:16:05,550 It is the molecular equivalent of mangoes, papayas, passion fruit, hickory 236 00:16:05,650 --> 00:16:09,190 all chemically rearranged from the common or garden skunk cabbage. 237 00:16:10,690 --> 00:16:12,530 Skunk cabbage. 238 00:16:13,330 --> 00:16:14,670 It has a lovely flavor. 239 00:16:15,550 --> 00:16:16,550 I'm waiting, Smith. 240 00:16:17,250 --> 00:16:18,670 Yes, now let me see. 241 00:16:19,050 --> 00:16:20,410 Feelings, wasn't it? Yes, feelings. 242 00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:23,940 Sound human qualities. Is that what you want for Radian? 243 00:16:24,220 --> 00:16:25,480 I have already said so. 244 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:29,420 What about leadership? 245 00:16:29,820 --> 00:16:34,860 A little solid technical know -how. You can get that from Professor Robinson. 246 00:16:35,380 --> 00:16:36,380 What else? 247 00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:39,720 Mrs. Robinson has a great capacity for love. Would you like that? 248 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:45,460 And then there's Judy, so warm and sensitive and young -willed, full of 249 00:16:45,460 --> 00:16:49,260 enthusiasm and eagerness for learning. And Penny. I know all about her. 250 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:50,600 Yes, yes, of course you do. 251 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:52,380 And then there's Major West. 252 00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:55,580 Now, there's a man of feelings for you. 253 00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:59,620 Personally, I detest him. But Radian might be able to use some of his 254 00:16:59,620 --> 00:17:04,420 aggressiveness. Well, sir, there you are. Now you can go right ahead and 255 00:17:04,420 --> 00:17:06,300 chemically reduce them to your heart's content. 256 00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:07,499 May I go now, please? 257 00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:09,480 No. What is it you want, sir? 258 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:10,839 Haven't I helped you enough? 259 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:12,280 Not quite. 260 00:17:12,900 --> 00:17:16,680 Some of those qualities may be useful to Radian, but the question is how we're 261 00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:17,499 going to get them. 262 00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:19,440 Well, that is your problem, is it not? 263 00:17:19,819 --> 00:17:21,119 No, Smith, it's yours. 264 00:17:23,079 --> 00:17:28,020 You will capture these qualities on this portable transpirator. 265 00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:33,720 You will focus it on them like a camera, without them being aware of what you're 266 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:34,720 doing. 267 00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:37,120 Not that way around, the other way. 268 00:17:39,360 --> 00:17:40,840 There you are. 269 00:17:41,580 --> 00:17:42,680 Don't press that button. 270 00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:45,620 Then you will return here. 271 00:17:46,180 --> 00:17:47,220 But I can't. 272 00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:48,780 I've been banished from their camp. 273 00:17:49,060 --> 00:17:52,940 Oh, I think a man who can talk himself out of chemical reduction can talk his 274 00:17:52,940 --> 00:17:55,140 way into making a few simple transpirations. 275 00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:58,260 Take him to the detention area. 276 00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:00,780 When it is light, you will travel with him. 277 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:18,140 What will you not be capable of once we have transpired some of these fine human 278 00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:19,140 qualities into you? 279 00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:41,520 I thought he might have come back this morning. Yeah, well, if he did, I'd send 280 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:42,620 him right back where he came from. 281 00:19:27,150 --> 00:19:28,150 Hmm. 282 00:20:15,020 --> 00:20:17,380 So you came back just as voluntarily as you left, eh, Smith? 283 00:20:22,220 --> 00:20:24,860 Gosh, Dr. Smith, why didn't you tell us you were coming back? 284 00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:26,560 Yes, why did you come back? 285 00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:30,640 Purely for sentimental reasons. I wanted a picture of all of you to remember you 286 00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:33,480 by. Did you take a picture of me while I was combing my hair? 287 00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:36,440 I couldn't resist it, my dear. You looked so winsome. 288 00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:38,280 And now you, Professor. 289 00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:43,760 What was that for? 290 00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:48,220 You looked so characteristically you, John, then. A man of leadership and 291 00:20:48,220 --> 00:20:49,620 authority. I see that. 292 00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:51,960 No, no, it's a very delicate instrument. 293 00:20:52,260 --> 00:20:53,260 Now you listen to me, Smith. 294 00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:57,140 Oh, no, you don't. Get angry, Major. Get as angry as you can. Rave and rant at 295 00:20:57,140 --> 00:20:58,640 me. It'll be marvelous. Come on, Major. 296 00:20:58,900 --> 00:21:00,160 Smith, you put that down. 297 00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:04,320 There. 298 00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:05,760 Perfect shot. 299 00:21:06,340 --> 00:21:07,340 Thank you very much, gentlemen. 300 00:21:13,490 --> 00:21:14,490 wastes the film. 301 00:21:19,810 --> 00:21:22,330 I didn't even know Dr. Smith had a camera like that. 302 00:21:22,650 --> 00:21:24,350 I've never seen one just like it before. 303 00:21:24,690 --> 00:21:26,630 I'd sure like to see what kind of pictures it takes. 304 00:21:34,310 --> 00:21:36,190 Ah, this must be the young boy, Will. 305 00:21:37,190 --> 00:21:39,090 enthusiasm, eagerness to learn. 306 00:21:39,690 --> 00:21:40,690 It's all here. 307 00:21:40,770 --> 00:21:42,990 Congratulations, Smith. Thank you very much, sir. 308 00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:46,400 In fact, they're all excellent, except this one. 309 00:21:46,780 --> 00:21:47,940 That must be Major West. 310 00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:53,560 You know, Smith, you could make an excellent laboratory assistant for me. 311 00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:55,800 It's very kind of you to say so, sir. 312 00:21:56,380 --> 00:21:58,840 I might even be able to help you with Radian. 313 00:21:59,260 --> 00:22:00,540 Yes, you might, you might. 314 00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:05,760 And I might even impose upon you to make a brief stop at the planet Earth once 315 00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:06,719 we leave here. 316 00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:09,600 That is, if my work proves satisfactory, Master. 317 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:11,160 The planet Earth? 318 00:22:11,790 --> 00:22:15,350 Oh, yes, you might, you might. At last, at last. 319 00:22:15,770 --> 00:22:16,749 What was that? 320 00:22:16,750 --> 00:22:20,730 Nothing at all, sir. Just another expression of my deepest respect for 321 00:22:20,790 --> 00:22:21,790 master. 322 00:22:23,670 --> 00:22:28,470 Well, let's see what the characteristics that you've captured on the 323 00:22:28,470 --> 00:22:31,550 transpiration plate will do for radium. 324 00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:54,600 With these added human qualities, you will not only be unique, but you will be 325 00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:56,360 the prototype for the man of the future. 326 00:23:04,580 --> 00:23:06,580 What do these flowers do for you? 327 00:23:30,580 --> 00:23:31,880 Why did you do that? 328 00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:33,680 He may have an allergy. 329 00:23:34,260 --> 00:23:35,940 That's a human quality, too, you know. 330 00:23:36,140 --> 00:23:37,140 No. 331 00:23:37,360 --> 00:23:40,880 Clearly, personal contact with the donor of these qualities is necessary. 332 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:44,440 Character transpiration is rather like blood transfusion. 333 00:23:45,540 --> 00:23:46,580 They must come here. 334 00:23:47,140 --> 00:23:49,080 You mean you want me to go back there? 335 00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:51,840 No. This is a task I must perform myself later today. 336 00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:54,000 It's going to require tact. 337 00:23:54,780 --> 00:23:58,340 The quality which I don't believe is quite up your alley, as they say. 338 00:23:58,540 --> 00:24:01,400 As they used to say, Master. It's rather dated now. 339 00:24:01,740 --> 00:24:03,140 I want all of you to police this area. 340 00:24:04,180 --> 00:24:05,180 We may have visitors. 341 00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:33,520 Take this, sir. 342 00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:41,480 Well, I may have to do a little planning, but before too long, you and I 343 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,220 make wonderful music together. 344 00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:53,020 Told you, told you, won't you marry me? 345 00:24:53,660 --> 00:24:56,420 It's a fife and rum. 346 00:24:56,820 --> 00:25:01,680 How can I marry such a pretty girl as you? 347 00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:06,460 and I've got no... Delightful. 348 00:25:07,140 --> 00:25:08,140 Perfectly delightful. 349 00:25:08,420 --> 00:25:09,420 Oh, Sezmar. 350 00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:11,020 Then you haven't forgotten me. 351 00:25:11,220 --> 00:25:15,240 How could I? Everybody told me I was imagining you. Come on in, and you can 352 00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:16,240 prove I wasn't. 353 00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:26,460 Dad, he's here. Oh, Nat Smith again. 354 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:30,760 This is the gentleman you wouldn't believe I saw. 355 00:25:31,020 --> 00:25:32,160 His name's Sezmar. 356 00:25:32,650 --> 00:25:33,650 Who are you? 357 00:25:34,190 --> 00:25:35,190 What do you want here? 358 00:25:35,410 --> 00:25:38,890 Oh, I have lived on this planet for almost a year now, according to your 359 00:25:38,890 --> 00:25:43,090 reckoning. I believe that gives me some sort of eminent domain, doesn't it, in 360 00:25:43,090 --> 00:25:45,430 your peculiar terminology? 361 00:25:49,390 --> 00:25:50,390 It's Tesmar, Ma. 362 00:25:51,690 --> 00:25:55,610 Tesmar. Oh, well, then you're... As you can see, I am quite real. 363 00:25:56,030 --> 00:25:57,030 What do you want here? 364 00:25:58,250 --> 00:26:01,790 You seem to be having some little difficulty with your atmospheric 365 00:26:02,810 --> 00:26:03,470 May I know 366 00:26:03,470 --> 00:26:20,490 I 367 00:26:20,490 --> 00:26:23,870 Don't think you should have any more trouble with it now 368 00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:35,900 the molecular replicator, just miniature, of course. 369 00:26:36,460 --> 00:26:39,660 Here's something that I think you might find useful. It's a transponder 370 00:26:39,660 --> 00:26:42,340 interrogator. You might use it in your communication system. 371 00:26:43,260 --> 00:26:47,940 And this is a digitizer, which you will find enormously helpful. It will 372 00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:49,380 increase the efficiency of your robot. 373 00:26:50,020 --> 00:26:53,460 And I also have an impact predictor. 374 00:26:54,340 --> 00:26:58,120 It might help you to avoid meteor storms during the course of your travel. Now, 375 00:26:58,120 --> 00:27:01,490 just why are you giving us all these things? Oh, as remuneration for those 376 00:27:01,490 --> 00:27:03,450 excellent transpirator images of you? 377 00:27:04,070 --> 00:27:05,070 Transpirator images? 378 00:27:06,150 --> 00:27:07,630 Did you get those from Dr. Smith? 379 00:27:08,150 --> 00:27:10,990 Oh, he was the most willing worker in the interest of science. 380 00:27:11,290 --> 00:27:12,290 You mean in the interest of Smith? 381 00:27:12,550 --> 00:27:14,030 You must be Major West. That's right. 382 00:27:14,230 --> 00:27:15,810 He's no more fond of you than you are of him. 383 00:27:16,290 --> 00:27:19,090 Well, as you have probably guessed, I am a biophysicist. 384 00:27:20,110 --> 00:27:23,570 Deposited on those plates are the code symbols of all the qualities that make 385 00:27:23,570 --> 00:27:24,570 you what you are. 386 00:27:24,950 --> 00:27:26,450 Sure, and taken without our consent. 387 00:27:27,450 --> 00:27:28,470 Only because... 388 00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:32,300 Transpiration is more effective when the subject is unaware of the purpose. 389 00:27:32,580 --> 00:27:33,620 What purpose is that? 390 00:27:33,820 --> 00:27:37,580 The transpiration of all your fine human qualities into radium. 391 00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:40,160 That's a strange creature I saw, Mom. 392 00:27:40,620 --> 00:27:42,240 Ah, but he's no longer strange. 393 00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:43,600 Now he's superb. 394 00:27:44,180 --> 00:27:46,780 He would like very much to thank you all in person. 395 00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:50,360 Who is this radium, and what have you gotten from us? 396 00:27:50,740 --> 00:27:52,300 Oh, see for yourself. 397 00:27:52,980 --> 00:27:54,800 What do you say, Dad? Shall we go? 398 00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:57,680 It certainly aroused my curiosity. 399 00:27:58,430 --> 00:27:59,409 Mine, too. 400 00:27:59,410 --> 00:28:00,410 And mine. 401 00:28:01,050 --> 00:28:03,030 All right, we'll go. John, we can't. We go. 402 00:28:03,230 --> 00:28:05,730 All right, look, I'm outnumbered, but if we do go, we're taking the chariot. 403 00:28:06,150 --> 00:28:07,550 We may need all its firepower. 404 00:28:19,050 --> 00:28:20,070 Warning! Warning! 405 00:28:20,650 --> 00:28:23,390 Myophysical experiments extremely dangerous to Earth people. 406 00:28:23,730 --> 00:28:25,770 Repeat, extremely dangerous. 407 00:28:26,150 --> 00:28:27,190 Warning! Warning! 408 00:28:58,090 --> 00:28:59,090 I don't like it at all. 409 00:28:59,350 --> 00:29:01,610 Don't you think you're carrying your caution a little too far? 410 00:29:01,810 --> 00:29:03,390 No further than this, sweet talk. 411 00:29:08,370 --> 00:29:10,270 Would you step into the conveyor tube, please? 412 00:29:38,380 --> 00:29:39,900 Welcome to my flying laboratory. 413 00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:53,480 Well, don't be alarmed, children. They're stuffed. 414 00:29:53,980 --> 00:29:55,620 Half of them went into the making of radio. 415 00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:58,880 He doesn't look as scary as he did the first time I saw him. 416 00:29:59,220 --> 00:30:01,840 Oh, he's as gentle as a lamb, as human as you are yourself. 417 00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:04,900 He is my life's work, my masterpiece. 418 00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:07,220 He is the ideal organism. 419 00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:08,760 He is perfection itself. 420 00:30:09,100 --> 00:30:12,140 But without human qualities, he would be just another android. 421 00:30:12,740 --> 00:30:14,720 As ordinary as that robot of yours. 422 00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:16,500 Our robot's not ordinary. 423 00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:18,440 I'm glad to hear you say that. 424 00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:20,080 It shows loyalty. 425 00:30:20,500 --> 00:30:22,740 A very desirable quality for Radian. 426 00:30:23,140 --> 00:30:24,540 Thank the young man, Radian. 427 00:30:30,100 --> 00:30:31,440 I thank you. 428 00:30:32,100 --> 00:30:33,100 You're welcome. 429 00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:41,580 He sure has a warm handshake. A human handshake. 430 00:30:42,900 --> 00:30:44,420 I'll thank the ladies, Radion. 431 00:30:45,140 --> 00:30:46,440 I thank you. 432 00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:51,420 I thank you. 433 00:30:53,660 --> 00:30:55,560 I'll thank the lovely lady over there. 434 00:31:01,660 --> 00:31:02,660 Maureen, wait. 435 00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:05,860 John, I don't like this handshaking business. 436 00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:07,760 It's just a formality. 437 00:31:09,149 --> 00:31:10,149 Exactly. Fine. 438 00:31:10,430 --> 00:31:12,910 All right, I'm going back to the ship. I'll pick up some gear. I'll meet you at 439 00:31:12,910 --> 00:31:13,910 the drill site. 440 00:31:17,690 --> 00:31:19,550 Radium is waiting to thank you, Mrs. Robinson. 441 00:31:21,570 --> 00:31:23,390 I thank you, Mrs. 442 00:31:23,630 --> 00:31:25,630 Robinson. You're very welcome. 443 00:31:26,290 --> 00:31:30,510 Mrs. Robinson, I understand that the strongest force in your world is love. 444 00:31:31,870 --> 00:31:32,870 It is. 445 00:31:33,150 --> 00:31:35,050 I'm very glad you have given it to Radium. 446 00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:38,820 Now, thank Professor Robinson, Radium. 447 00:31:41,580 --> 00:31:43,660 I thank you. 448 00:31:53,460 --> 00:31:55,300 Who appointed you, meteorologist? 449 00:31:55,580 --> 00:31:59,660 I am self -appointed by default of others. What others? 450 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,000 All others. 451 00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:04,360 Well, that's just great. 452 00:32:04,830 --> 00:32:06,350 Someone has to mind the store. 453 00:32:12,910 --> 00:32:13,950 Is there any more paper? 454 00:32:14,370 --> 00:32:15,370 Does it matter? 455 00:32:15,410 --> 00:32:18,390 If you two are finished with this very important job, it might be a good idea 456 00:32:18,390 --> 00:32:19,390 clean up this mess. 457 00:32:19,650 --> 00:32:23,130 Why? What difference does it make? What difference does anything make? 458 00:32:23,350 --> 00:32:25,830 Listen, you two, that's not funny. I want this swept up now. 459 00:32:26,330 --> 00:32:27,330 We'll do it later. 460 00:32:27,870 --> 00:32:28,870 I said now, Penny. 461 00:32:30,430 --> 00:32:31,430 Do you hear me? 462 00:32:32,230 --> 00:32:33,230 Now. 463 00:32:36,300 --> 00:32:37,039 matter with him. 464 00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:38,820 It's just one of his eager beaver days. 465 00:32:39,060 --> 00:32:40,060 He'll get it. 466 00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:44,800 Hey, 467 00:32:46,260 --> 00:32:54,580 what's 468 00:32:54,580 --> 00:32:55,580 the big idea? 469 00:32:55,900 --> 00:32:58,380 I expected you to join me at the drill site a couple of hours ago. 470 00:32:58,740 --> 00:32:59,740 I guess I forgot. 471 00:33:00,180 --> 00:33:01,200 That's not all you forgot. 472 00:33:02,330 --> 00:33:04,910 For one thing, how to behave like the commander of this ship. 473 00:33:05,190 --> 00:33:06,250 John, what's the matter with you? 474 00:33:06,450 --> 00:33:08,890 Do you know that all of our implementation was in an off position? 475 00:33:09,470 --> 00:33:10,470 So what? 476 00:33:11,030 --> 00:33:12,070 What's so important about that? 477 00:33:12,410 --> 00:33:13,510 You realize what you're saying? 478 00:33:14,170 --> 00:33:15,870 Well, it's like saying that survival isn't important. 479 00:33:16,330 --> 00:33:17,430 John, I don't like the way you're acting. 480 00:33:17,770 --> 00:33:19,850 Something's not right around here. You're acting like you're in some kind 481 00:33:19,850 --> 00:33:21,450 cloud cuckoo land somewhere and nothing matters. 482 00:33:21,650 --> 00:33:23,090 You haven't heard me complaining, have you? 483 00:33:23,410 --> 00:33:26,450 This all started when you shook hands with that so -called gentle Radion. 484 00:33:26,750 --> 00:33:28,810 I don't like the way you're acting. Any of you, it's... 485 00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:30,280 Don't you understand? 486 00:33:30,300 --> 00:33:32,600 Shizma wanted your fine human qualities for that ape. 487 00:33:32,980 --> 00:33:34,660 And he got them. You know how? 488 00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:36,380 By depriving you of them. 489 00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:37,640 That's plain ridiculous. 490 00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:39,520 It is. 491 00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:40,680 You want some proof? 492 00:33:41,220 --> 00:33:42,280 All right, I'll get it. 493 00:33:48,180 --> 00:33:50,080 Indeed, you are an apt pupil. 494 00:33:50,420 --> 00:33:51,500 Very, very good. 495 00:33:51,780 --> 00:33:52,780 Pass down, pass down. 496 00:33:58,730 --> 00:34:00,890 What have you done to Radian? I'm waiting for an answer. 497 00:34:01,110 --> 00:34:03,730 We were just having a bit of harmless fun, Master. 498 00:34:04,210 --> 00:34:06,630 By turning Radian into a clown? How dare you? 499 00:34:08,370 --> 00:34:09,550 Where's my remote control? 500 00:34:10,070 --> 00:34:11,730 I... I borrowed it. 501 00:34:19,630 --> 00:34:20,630 Look at him. 502 00:34:21,230 --> 00:34:22,870 Behaving like a sentimental dolt. 503 00:34:23,290 --> 00:34:25,330 Isn't that one of the qualities you wanted him to have? 504 00:34:25,530 --> 00:34:26,530 No, it isn't. 505 00:34:27,690 --> 00:34:28,929 I see now what I did wrong. 506 00:34:29,230 --> 00:34:32,870 I gave him all the good human qualities and none of the bad ones. 507 00:34:33,270 --> 00:34:35,389 He'll need some of those to cope with people like you. 508 00:34:36,070 --> 00:34:37,070 Villion! 509 00:34:38,489 --> 00:34:39,489 Guard this earthly. 510 00:34:46,889 --> 00:34:47,889 Come here. 511 00:34:50,670 --> 00:34:51,670 Now listen carefully. 512 00:34:52,389 --> 00:34:54,550 I have a very important task for you. 513 00:35:26,919 --> 00:35:28,140 An ideal combination. 514 00:35:29,420 --> 00:35:33,440 A little of Smith's cunning, a touch of your pugnacious qualities, Major, and 515 00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:36,580 Radian should be fully equipped to survive in any hostile environment. 516 00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:39,820 I want you to know, says Martha, the minute I'm out of this mess, you and 517 00:35:39,820 --> 00:35:41,680 precious masterpiece of yours has had it. 518 00:35:41,980 --> 00:35:45,240 Don't threaten him, Major. He can easily reduce that to our basic chemistry. 519 00:35:45,380 --> 00:35:48,460 Just my luck, being hooked up with a spineless character like you. Far too 520 00:35:48,460 --> 00:35:49,460 for you. 521 00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:51,520 Now, that should be perfect. 522 00:35:51,900 --> 00:35:54,400 I caught you both in your most characteristic attitudes. 523 00:35:55,100 --> 00:35:57,700 Well, let us see what this plate will do for Radian. 524 00:36:11,700 --> 00:36:13,140 Thank the gentleman, Radian. 525 00:36:34,190 --> 00:36:36,090 until I can think of some other use for their bodies. 526 00:36:39,750 --> 00:36:43,630 Doomed. Hopelessly doomed. Shut up. No need to be rude, Major. We have to be 527 00:36:43,630 --> 00:36:44,790 very careful with each other now. 528 00:36:45,130 --> 00:36:46,750 Yeah. Sezmar's buddy. 529 00:36:51,370 --> 00:36:52,370 Well, 530 00:36:56,490 --> 00:36:57,630 how do we get out of this? 531 00:36:58,210 --> 00:37:00,710 You're supposed to be the electronic genius. You tell me. 532 00:37:01,490 --> 00:37:02,490 That's funny. 533 00:37:02,670 --> 00:37:03,670 What's funny? 534 00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:05,200 Well, I haven't changed. 535 00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:06,880 Neither have you. 536 00:37:07,220 --> 00:37:09,340 You didn't depersonalize us the way you did the others. 537 00:37:09,580 --> 00:37:10,379 What do you mean? 538 00:37:10,380 --> 00:37:14,220 Well, I'm just as mad as I ever was, and you, well, you're just as unbearable. 539 00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:16,580 Spare me the poisonous barbs, Major. 540 00:37:16,780 --> 00:37:19,820 You know, I think I know why. He told us that transpiration is only effective 541 00:37:19,820 --> 00:37:21,480 when the subject is unaware of its purpose. 542 00:37:22,100 --> 00:37:23,100 Well, we were aware. 543 00:37:23,460 --> 00:37:26,120 Then Radion does not have our human qualities? 544 00:37:26,500 --> 00:37:27,500 He may, and he may not. 545 00:37:27,940 --> 00:37:29,240 There's only one way to find out. 546 00:37:30,470 --> 00:37:33,410 Ask him to help us. Somehow we've got to find a way to get those transpiration 547 00:37:33,410 --> 00:37:34,410 plates out of his hide. 548 00:37:34,770 --> 00:37:38,110 If we can do that and destroy them, well, maybe the Robinsons will become 549 00:37:38,110 --> 00:37:39,110 they were. 550 00:37:40,930 --> 00:37:42,690 Maybe that'll do it. 551 00:37:43,350 --> 00:37:45,930 The least you can do is let me know when you're planning something. 552 00:37:46,270 --> 00:37:49,550 See that machine over there, Smith? That activated these magnetic manacles when 553 00:37:49,550 --> 00:37:50,550 he locked us in. 554 00:37:51,470 --> 00:37:56,430 If we can get Radion to turn it on again, I think I've got a way to short 555 00:37:56,430 --> 00:37:57,430 -circuit it. 556 00:37:57,530 --> 00:38:01,450 Allow me, Major, I understand these things much better. Diplomacy was never 557 00:38:01,450 --> 00:38:02,450 strong point. 558 00:38:02,590 --> 00:38:04,290 Radian, dear Radian. 559 00:38:07,930 --> 00:38:12,550 Radian, these manacles appear to be just a little tight. I know your master 560 00:38:12,550 --> 00:38:14,310 wouldn't want us to injure our wrists. 561 00:38:14,630 --> 00:38:17,230 He might want to use them. I'll tell my master. 562 00:38:17,510 --> 00:38:19,090 No, no, no, no, Radian. 563 00:38:19,790 --> 00:38:24,210 Why don't you do it yourself? I know your master will be delighted if you 564 00:38:24,210 --> 00:38:26,410 exercise a little independent thinking. 565 00:38:27,240 --> 00:38:29,200 Yes, Master would be delighted. 566 00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:25,360 We'd better surrender. 567 00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:28,860 Drop that torch. 568 00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:31,740 I want those transpiration plates, Desmar, and I want them now. 569 00:39:32,720 --> 00:39:34,160 All right, I will give them to you. 570 00:39:34,460 --> 00:39:36,160 But I must have the remote control unit. 571 00:39:36,820 --> 00:39:40,640 Okay. But don't try anything funny, or you'll all be nothing but cinders. 572 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:42,400 Cinders? Give it to him, Smith. 573 00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:51,920 You realize that you're ruining a magnificent experiment. 574 00:39:52,510 --> 00:39:53,510 Never mind the beautiful experiment. 575 00:39:53,790 --> 00:39:55,130 Just give me those plates. Come on, hurry it up! 576 00:39:56,550 --> 00:39:57,550 Seed them! 577 00:40:10,290 --> 00:40:11,350 Stop, Rado! Stop! 578 00:40:19,690 --> 00:40:21,510 I thought I'd rendered them passive. 579 00:40:22,660 --> 00:40:25,740 Oh, well, everything's imperfect in its imperfect universe. 580 00:40:28,720 --> 00:40:32,400 I can't go another step. I've completely lost it. What do you want me to do, 581 00:40:32,460 --> 00:40:33,640 Smith? Give you a fireman's carry? 582 00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:34,578 Would you please? 583 00:40:34,580 --> 00:40:35,580 Come on. 584 00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:40,700 Why are we stopping here? 585 00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:42,880 To wait for Radion. He'll destroy us. 586 00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:46,480 On the contrary, we'll destroy him and those plates once we get a chance. 587 00:40:46,740 --> 00:40:49,000 I think I'm going to change. Save it for later, Smith. 588 00:40:49,460 --> 00:40:51,100 Here, let's try to get this off. Raise your arm. 589 00:41:01,220 --> 00:41:07,120 I want to talk to you. 590 00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:09,980 Talk? You're in pretty bad shape. 591 00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:12,020 Maybe I can fix you up. 592 00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:14,500 You are not Sezmar? 593 00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:17,800 No, but I've got a pretty good knowledge of electronics. 594 00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:21,100 If you come over here, I'll see what I can do for you. 595 00:41:22,420 --> 00:41:25,780 I'd come, but first you throw away torch. 596 00:41:26,839 --> 00:41:28,240 Still got plenty of you left enough. 597 00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:31,200 Well, here's our chance. 598 00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:37,240 It didn't affect him a bit. Let's get back to the ship. 599 00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:38,760 What ship? 600 00:41:38,820 --> 00:41:39,820 Come on. 601 00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:50,220 How did you two get together? Never mind. 602 00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:51,760 Radium's after us. 603 00:41:52,010 --> 00:41:54,470 It's radio. Why don't you go inside and take it easy? We need a laser gun. 604 00:41:54,730 --> 00:41:57,190 You know where they are. Watch it, Smith. What are you planning to do, 605 00:41:58,450 --> 00:42:04,050 Shoot these manacles off us. Having taken leave of your senses, I'm too 606 00:42:04,050 --> 00:42:05,430 die. I will not allow it, Smith. 607 00:42:06,150 --> 00:42:07,150 John, 608 00:42:07,510 --> 00:42:08,550 be still. 609 00:42:09,210 --> 00:42:10,970 Careful, careful, careful. 610 00:42:13,130 --> 00:42:16,890 Thanks. I'm finally rid of you, Smith. That goes double for me, Major. 611 00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:24,900 Mars perfect man now. The one you helped to create, John. 612 00:42:27,580 --> 00:42:29,620 No, it's no use. It won't have any effect on us. 613 00:42:35,900 --> 00:42:38,220 Android. I am a robot. 614 00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:40,740 Robot. Affirmative. 615 00:42:41,380 --> 00:42:44,660 Friend. That statement does not compute. 616 00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:48,360 I am brave, strong, cunning. 617 00:42:48,580 --> 00:42:49,920 I tell lies. 618 00:42:50,540 --> 00:42:51,960 I also tell truth. 619 00:42:52,260 --> 00:42:53,720 I am very loyal. 620 00:42:53,940 --> 00:42:55,300 You will be loyal. 621 00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:59,520 Negative. Do not refuse my friendship or else. 622 00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:10,820 It's all right. He's deactivated. 623 00:43:30,220 --> 00:43:33,640 I don't know what's been going on, but I feel as though I've been on a vacation 624 00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:36,040 from the living and have only just returned. 625 00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:38,040 So do I. 626 00:43:38,100 --> 00:43:39,360 I feel the same way. 627 00:43:39,780 --> 00:43:40,780 Me too. 628 00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:44,500 Don, I feel as if I've hurt you in some way. Is that true? 629 00:43:44,900 --> 00:43:45,900 Radio! 630 00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:48,200 Radio! 631 00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:53,120 What have you done to him? 632 00:43:53,620 --> 00:43:54,760 You did it to him, Sesma. 633 00:43:55,460 --> 00:43:56,720 You wanted too much from him. 634 00:43:57,660 --> 00:43:59,640 My whole life's work shorted out. 635 00:44:20,940 --> 00:44:23,120 You're right. I wanted to make him all powerful. 636 00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:25,600 And in doing so, I corrupted him and myself. 637 00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:28,160 My laboratory's wrecked. 638 00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:32,020 Well, I must return to my home and start all over again. 639 00:44:33,140 --> 00:44:34,960 I would consider selling him, I suppose. 640 00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:36,560 Make us an offer. 641 00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:37,640 Smith! 642 00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:43,460 Well, back to the drawing board. 643 00:44:44,500 --> 00:44:48,260 You're far from a bargain at any price. Aren't you going with the master, Smith? 644 00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:50,440 I mean, after all, I thought you were ready to give him everything. 645 00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:53,960 I've had a change of heart. I couldn't bear to think of the sadness I'd leave 646 00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:55,120 behind if I were to go. 647 00:44:57,550 --> 00:45:01,030 How dare you laugh at me, you cantankerous, cold -hearted clump. 648 00:45:01,490 --> 00:45:05,430 A strong cold front is headed in this direction and should produce 649 00:45:05,430 --> 00:45:08,210 showers and occasional thunderstorms during the night. 650 00:45:08,850 --> 00:45:12,870 Temperature will fall to freezing level as the cold front moves inland. 651 00:45:13,610 --> 00:45:17,330 Barometric pressure is... Who appointed him meteorologist? That was my job. 652 00:45:17,670 --> 00:45:19,910 Yeah, along with the rest of the chores you've neglected lately. 653 00:45:20,690 --> 00:45:22,150 I guess it was the weather. 654 00:45:23,510 --> 00:45:25,190 Don't you think you better tell him what really happened? 655 00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:28,940 That is, if you feel like being head man again. 656 00:45:30,380 --> 00:45:31,680 Yes, I'm going to call a meeting. 657 00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:33,540 And there's going to be one item on the agenda. 658 00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:35,680 Human qualities. 659 00:45:36,140 --> 00:45:39,460 Now, they can't be bought, sold, traded, or given away. 660 00:45:40,260 --> 00:45:43,780 Remove yourself, you bubble -headed booby. This meeting is only for those 661 00:45:43,780 --> 00:45:44,780 human qualities. 662 00:45:45,100 --> 00:45:47,180 Which includes you out. What? 663 00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:50,040 Unhand me at once, you shooters. 664 00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:58,140 We've enjoyed some delightful experiences together. 665 00:45:58,460 --> 00:46:00,440 And some tragic ones, too, I might add. 666 00:46:00,780 --> 00:46:03,800 You're not very romantic. Don't you know what time of year this is? 667 00:46:04,220 --> 00:46:05,220 It's May. 668 00:46:05,540 --> 00:46:08,200 Springtime. Not on this unhappy planet. 669 00:46:08,460 --> 00:46:09,840 I was talking about Earth. 670 00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:11,120 Ah, Earth. 671 00:46:11,940 --> 00:46:12,940 Springtime at home. 672 00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:15,760 Walking hand in hand through nature's wonderland. 673 00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:16,919 Oh, my. 674 00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:20,700 What would I give at this very moment for even the lowly hot dog with mustard 675 00:46:20,700 --> 00:46:23,920 and onions literally smothered in relish? 676 00:46:24,490 --> 00:46:25,570 You're back to eating again. 677 00:46:25,930 --> 00:46:28,070 My dear child, you have your important memories. 678 00:46:28,370 --> 00:46:31,670 Please permit me to have mine. And now we'd best start back to camp. All this 679 00:46:31,670 --> 00:46:34,010 talk of food has brought on a ferocious appetite. 680 00:46:34,470 --> 00:46:36,970 I think the spaceship's that way, Dr. Smith. 681 00:46:37,270 --> 00:46:40,230 My sense of direction is infallible this way. 682 00:46:45,710 --> 00:46:46,850 Oh, Dr. Smith, wait. 683 00:46:47,270 --> 00:46:48,270 Look at this one. 684 00:46:50,070 --> 00:46:51,830 Want to smell it? Very well. Give it here. 685 00:46:56,069 --> 00:46:57,069 Oh, Dr. 686 00:46:59,650 --> 00:47:00,650 Smith, what is it? 687 00:47:00,870 --> 00:47:02,150 It must have just landed. 688 00:47:02,430 --> 00:47:03,610 I don't care when it got here. 689 00:47:03,850 --> 00:47:05,310 I want nothing to do with it. 690 00:47:05,570 --> 00:47:06,970 Aren't you just a little bit curious? 691 00:47:07,310 --> 00:47:08,229 Not in the least. 692 00:47:08,230 --> 00:47:11,590 Not only did curiosity kill the cat, but it's done in a goodly number of humans 693 00:47:11,590 --> 00:47:12,590 as well. 694 00:47:13,210 --> 00:47:14,770 That thing on top, it's moving. 695 00:47:19,170 --> 00:47:20,170 I don't like it. 696 00:47:21,090 --> 00:47:22,270 Then there's someone inside. 697 00:47:22,890 --> 00:47:23,910 I don't like it at all. 698 00:47:24,490 --> 00:47:25,730 Come no closer. 699 00:47:26,590 --> 00:47:29,090 We don't mean you any harm, sir. We're friends. 700 00:47:29,350 --> 00:47:30,350 Indeed we are. 701 00:47:30,810 --> 00:47:32,410 I have no friends. 702 00:47:35,890 --> 00:47:36,890 They're cannons. 703 00:47:37,470 --> 00:47:39,910 Cannons? And they're pointing straight at us. 704 00:47:40,130 --> 00:47:41,310 Don't shoot. I'm innocent. 705 00:47:41,550 --> 00:47:42,550 And so is she. 706 00:47:42,590 --> 00:47:44,030 It's going to fire. No.